LUMLEY | JACOBS
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'
and.....Only in the USA......The other half of the Amanda Berry interview - already got over 5m views!!!
Serious thought of the week
“Great minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open” – Richard Branson
Have a great w/e.